The Daily Jack

When it comes to the long asked question of “boxers of briefs?”, what flips your switch? ManHuntDaily attempts to get to the bottom of it.

Sometimes the bad boy is what you want. A whole new level of bad is created when it involves a guy who has been raping his grandmother for the last eight years. TheSword however feels that he should be raping them instead, since he just happens to be hot.

Showing up on GuysWithIphones is Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly amongst a whole bunch of abs. QueerClick has got you covered.

( From Slurpy Bear )

I’ve seen hairy daddy Tim Kelly around on a couple of gay porn sites and he’s definitely a welcome sight. This week he’s playing with a Fleshjack on Men Over 30. Standing at 5′11″ and coming in at 48 years of age, Tim Kelly still looks amazing; in fact, I think he’s looking better than ever! He’s known for his daddy sex appeal and who wouldn’t want to kneel down and say, “Feed me, Daddy! Please.” Tim Kelly is attracted to shorter men who are well built and under 40. (Hmmm, I think I can still pass for 40.)

Tim’s dedication at the gym has really paid off — his hairy frame is in amazing shape. He starts this jerk-off session wearing an orange tank top. His strong shoulders bust out of the wife beater and we catch a glimpse of his hairy chest. And I can’t help but be really turned on by his hairy forearms— fuck, that’s sexy! He strips off his tank and shows off his hairy pits and chest, and notice his ripped abs shadowed under all that fur. He’s wearing a tight pair of white underwear briefs and his bulge his quite impressive. He hauls his meat out of his underwear, giving it a few tugs, and then, he sits back on the couch and starts to give his cock the attention it deserves. As he strokes that daddy dick, he eyes the Fleshjack on the side table and quickly puts it to good use. He slides his hard dick deep inside the soft, cushioned opening and starts pumping it up and down his shaft.

Tim stands and continues fucking the Fleshjack, adjusting the suction on it so he doesn’t cum too quickly. The sloppy sounds of his cock pounding that hole gets me really excited. His balls are tightening and you know it’s not going to be long before he spews a creamy load. This hairy daddy wedges the Fleshjack between the cushions on the sofa and he pounds away like he’s fucking an ass. This sends him over the edge. But don’t worry, he pulls out, sits back, and pumps out a sensational load of spunk all over those hairy abs. We don’t miss seeing a single drop. Awesome!

( From The Onion )

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He’s a member of his school’s swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

“I don’t know what’s happening to me,” Faber admitted to reporters Monday. “It’s like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I’m tempted to go behind my friends’ backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on.”

Added Faber, “I feel so confused.”

The openly gay teen, who came out to his parents at age 14 and has had a steady boyfriend for the past seven months, said he first began to suspect he might be different last year, when he started feeling an odd stirring within himself every time he passed a church. The more conservative the church, Faber claimed, the stronger his desire was to enter it.

“It’s like I don’t even know who I am anymore,” the frightened teenager said. “Keeping this secret obsession with radical right-wing dogma hidden away from my parents, teachers, and schoolmates is tearing me apart.”

According to Faber, his first experience with evangelical Christianity was not all that different from other gays his age.

“Sure, I looked at the Book of Leviticus once or twice—everybody has,” Faber said. “We all experiment a little bit with that stuff when we’re growing up. But I was just a kid. I didn’t think it meant anything.”

Faber’s instinct was to deny these early emotions. But recently, the Louisville teen admitted, the feelings have grown stronger, making him wonder more and more what life as a born-again right-wing fundamentalist would be like.

“The other week, I was this close to picketing in front of an abortion clinic,” the mortified teenager said, his eyes welling up with tears. “I know it’s wrong, but I wanted so badly to do it anyway. I even made one of those signs with photos of dead fetuses and hid it in my closet. I felt so ashamed, yet, at the same time, it was all strangely titillating.”

Faber’s parents, although concerned, said they’re convinced their otherwise typical gay son is merely going through a conservative Christian phase.

“I caught him watching The 700 Club once when he thought he was alone in the house, and last week, I found some paperbacks from the Left Behind series hidden in his sock drawer,” his mother, Eileen Faber, said. “I’m sure he’ll grow out of it, but even if he doesn’t, I will love and accept my son no matter what.”

Faber’s father was far less tolerant in his comments.

“No son of mine is going to try to get intelligent design into school textbooks,” Geoffrey Faber said. “And I absolutely refuse to pay his tuition if he decides to go to one of those colleges like Oral Roberts University where they’re just going to fill his head with a lot of crazy conservative ideas.”

He added, “I just want my normal gay son back.”

Over at MANHUNT Daily, you can participated in a Guys With IPhones battle featuring the return of the fashionable tighty whities.

MEN OF COLOR has an interview with the Muscled Up Asian Sensation Peter Le. Go get your Peter Fever.

THE SWORD has a beef with Miley Cyrus and her locking up of hot boyfriends. The latest is Liam Hemsworth, which The Sword calls a ‘Spermboat’….ahoy.

All these guys making you stiff? Get a Fleshjack.

Blake Mason brings us yet another very hot guy this week. Giovanni is one whole lot of hunk and originally from Brazil. He’s all man, right from his thick sturdy frame to his powerful arms, his toned stomach and not forgetting a gorgeously thick uncut cock that’s as hard as they come.

Gio is actually the boyfriend of another of the site’s very popular models. BlakeMason sets the scene: