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(From TheSword.com)
Best Fuckbuddies Forever Roman Heart & Benjamin Bradley want to wish you a Merry Christmas with their bodies.

(From The Sword)
Future gays will not be hungover, because they will inject concentrated saline solutions into their scrotal sacs before drinking. Take it away, Samuel Colt!

The muscley porn star injected saline into his ballsack for the first time a couple months ago at the International LeatherSIR Contest in San Francisco, on Halloween.

The Sword: So the first time you tried this was in front of an audience?

Samuel Colt: Well first I went up to the event organizer’s hotel room, where he did the first injection. He didn’t infuse any saline yet, he just put the catheter in to see how I’d react, and it didn’t hurt at all. There aren’t a whole lot of nerves in your scrotal sac. Then we went to the event and he injected me in front of the audience.

TS: What does it feel like?

SC: The saline’s really cold. It feels weird because all of a sudden, in between your legs, everything starts getting really cold, and then after about ten minutes or so your nuts start to get really heavy. It took about 25 – 30 minutes to infuse 500 cc’s of saline. It’s like being hooked up to an IV, only instead of it going into your arm it’s going into the nether regions of your scrotum. It’s just concentrated salt water, basically.

TS: So it’s the same solution they inject into people who are dehydrated from alcohol poisoning?

SC: That’s exactly what I was told, that I wouldn’t be hungover if I went out to drink because it’s like I just drank 20 glasses of water.

TS: So you went out and drank a ton afterward?

SC: Maybe a little. You know. It was Halloween.

TS: And were you hungover the next morning?

SC: Of course not, it was fantastic! And I had big balls the next morning too.

TS: Did your boyfriend Tony Aziz enjoy it?

SC: He thought it was weird. He couldn’t believe I did it.

TS: How does an inflated scrotum affect sex?

SC: It’s great. You just have these huge, huge nuts — it feels like you have bull nuts or something. And it’s cool because it stretches out your scrotum a little, and I noticed that my balls hung noticeably lower until the saline was absorbed into my body after two or three days. I did fuck my boyfriend afterwards and my nuts were slapping up against his ass. Like, “Bam, bam, bam!”

TS: Should beginners perhaps not try this at home?

SC: Any time you’re doing something invasive like this it can be dangerous, so you should seek out someone who knows what they’re doing and make sure you’re using sterile equipment.

TS: It’s the next big hangover cure!

SC: Um. Well, yeah, maybe not, I mean, it’s maybe not the best hangover cure but it works.

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(from Cockyboys)
I thought it was time to spice things up on Cockyboys with some more fuego fever. One of my buddies mentioned to me a while ago that his latino pool cleaner, Fernando, was just getting into porn (I know..cliché) and that I could probably film him for the site if I wanted to. So I thought, what the hell, and went over one day, video camera in hand. Holy shit – was I ever glad I did. Fernando was like something off of a cover of a Latino Romance Novella. We quickly got down to business. I filmed him cleaning the pool for a bit until he felt comfortable enough to lose the shorts. He sits his big beautiful naked body down onto a comfy pool inflatable and just kicks back while he works his cock, rubbing his hard shaft up and down. I brought a fleshjack over for him to play with, which he gladly did. He really got into that toy, at one point getting up onto his knees and so he could thrust his whole cock into it. After he was done fucking the fleshjack he laid back down and worked out a nice thick load over his tight muscle bound body and then got up and hoses himself, and the inflatable, down. Hey, you gotta love a man who knows how to clean up after himself. Check it.

If you would like to see some video, head to www.cockysex.com

(from TheFrisky – Simcha Whitehall)

There are some pretty crazy people out there. A lot of them have penises, and many of those penises have had hilariously insane things happen to them. So, if you’re not planning on eating a salami sandwich for lunch, feast on these nine amazing sausage stories from 2009!

Don’t Drink And Ink:
Who doesn’t love vodka? But sometimes, you can love it too much. In October, a 27-year-old Swedish guy named Joel got so drunk that when he woke up, he had a tattoo of a 6-inch penis on his thigh. Apparently, he drunkenly went to a parlor for one of those hipster mustache finger tats, but then let the tattoo artist do whatever he wanted. Hmm, on second thought, we hope that was the only penis violation of the night.

Ring Of Fire Department:
We told you all about the World’s Strongest Vagina, but, sadly, a Newport Beach man who basically did the same thing to his penis in September, fell short of the Guinness record, and how! The man, in his 50s, put his penis through a ring of steel that had a dumb weight attached to it, all in the hopes that it would make him big enough to be “chief of his tribe.” Well, the ring got stuck, his penis swelled up to five time its size, and stayed that way for a few days before he asked for medical attention. When doctors realized they didn’t have the right tools to cut through the steel ring, they had to call the Fire Department to use the Jaws of Life to rescue his dick.

Hand Puppet:
“Puppetry Of The Penis” was actually a hit show on Broadway, but if your thang isn’t a super star and peeps aren’t paying to see it, well, you best keep it in your pants! In May, a guy in Washington thought he could tie some string around his, stand in the window overlooking his whole apartment complex and put on his own not critically acclaimed penis puppet show. Well, needless to say, the cops had to close it and his zipper.

An Affair To Re-Attach:
Sex in the backseat of a car is hot across the globe, so long as a van doesn’t hit you while you’re parked. Unfortch that’s exactly what happened to a 30-year-old secretary in China. She was S-ing her boss’s D, when they got rear-ended … and not in the sexytime way. The crash caused her to chomp down on her BF’s peen. Holding the detached piece, she rushed him to the hospital. Sheesh, that blows!

All The Presidents’ Penises:
Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela, isn’t just thinking about laws; he’s concerned they’re not helping penises. In May, the Prez became the first and only political figure to endorse a cell phone, not to mention one named after the venezuelan slang term for penis—“vergatorio.” Guess he’s just helping more d**ks get in some pants!

Quarter-Life Crisis:
Parents just don’t understand. Back at the end of May, a 25-year-old Egyptian man took rebellion to a whole new level—crotch level, that is. The man lives in Qena, an impoverished and very old-school region in the south of Egypt, where marriage is seen as a contract rather than an eternal union with a soul mate. This young guy, who comes from a wealthy family, fell in love with one of the regular people. After two years of his father refusing to let him marry the lady from a lower class, the man lowered his pants and chopped off his own penis. Ouch! That’s love? Though he was rushed to the hospital, doctors weren’t able to reattach his member. Now that the son has shown he’s got, um, balls, will his parents cut him off completely?

Hack/Jack Job:
In July, instead of sawing off a cabinet leg, a carpenter sawed off his own, um, appendage. Adding insult to injury, he was building the furniture piece at his mom’s place. Fifty-four-year-old Stuart Keen and his detached penis were immediately rushed to the hospital in Wantage, England, where skilled docs were able to stick it back on. His mom was quick to rush to his defense, telling the press, “Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools. This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.” Whoa, this should inspire some kids to go to college!

Suck My SUV Seats:
There are so many upgrades you can add to your car, but would you spend $1.6 million on an SUV just to get leather seats? Well, leather seats made out of whale penis skin? That’s what a Russian automaker, Dartz, marketed with their Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armored cars. This sounds like an episode of “Captain Planet,” but it totally happened! Luckily, animal rights groups put an end to the castration cushion covers. Gas-guzzling is enough of an eco-crime for one car!