2009
12.23
12.23
The world’s most popular bear will be dropping off Fleshjack toys to all the naughty boys tomorrow night. If you are lucky, you may just find one under your tree!
Comment with what Fleshjack item you want Santa to drop under your tree this year.
Dear Santa,
I’ve tried to be as naughty as I could, but the Top It combo would make me very happy!
Scotty
The Visconti 3-pack would fire up my yule log!
Santa,
From one naughty bear to another, i need a FleshJack to stuff since i can’t find a stocking. Can’t you help this ho ho ho out for the holiday and keep my cumshots merry & white?!
Your naughty lil elf
-Rich
Santa,
The Aneros Ice and the Ice Jack Bottom (located here to save you some time) would make my being alone into an awesome threesome. That is until you see the light and leave Mrs. Clause to suck on my candy cane.
drew
Santa Baby,
I’ve been a good boy this year. Believe me.
I can’t decide between the Anero’s Progasm Ice or the Vibro Pink Bottom – Cyclone. Can you help a little boy out this year? Either one will surely light up his Christmas tree!
Cheers,
Angelo
The one thing I want for Christmas to stuff my stocking is the Fleshjack Pink Bottom – Touch. Really naughty toy, but it should feel so nice…
Santa Baby,
I’ve been a naughty boy all year… so I think I deserve one. Or slip a count cockula under the tree.
Zac
Dear santa,
I’ve been to good this year. Please help me make the naughty list next year by giving me a fleshjack super pack this christmas. a set of the fleshjack boys merch, one aneros is fine, a year’s supply of lube, a years supply of rock hard weekend, and ice butt wonder wave. (if you can give the 4 set sex in a can too, that would be a christmas miracle.) I will promise to be at the top of your naughty list next year.
Love,
Matt
mr. limpy.
Well… I know my request is too late for Christmas, so maybe Ill start a new trend and persuade Santa to try something new to ring in the new wear with a BANG, come on all the way over to South Africa and drop a sparkling new Ice Fleshlight mouth plus a nice big tub of lube… Well just because I live on the southern tip of the ‘dark’ continent, that doesnt mean a sparkling Ice Fleshlight on the end of my knob wont light up my life and whoever gets to watch me use it in the middle of the bush, and when it catches the sunlight the lions will be startled and I wont get eaten! Please Santa bling my ding! X
I wish for a small, medium, large and extra large Mr Limpy to accompany me wherever I want to play a dong.