The Daily Jack

(From ManHuntDaily)

Have you ever been on the receiving end of really bad head? Duh, I’m pretty sure we all have, and it–pardon the expression–blows. But have you ever felt like the head you were giving someone was below average? I’ve had many guys ask me for advice on how to improve their skin-flute abilities, but it’s a pretty hard request to address without experiencing their methods (and I do offer them the chance to show me). The fact is, there are a lot of things that factor in to good head, but here are a few tips that may help improve your GPA at Cocksucker University.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today’s Just The Tips entry is brought to you by a guest writer, Brandon B. of The INQUEERY. Click through to check out his excellent tips!

- Brandon B.

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Lube makes EVERYTHING better: It surprises me how many guys don’t use lube when giving head. Spit is hot, but it can dry up fast and create uncomfortable friction. Adding a bit of lube makes things feel a lot better for both parties. Flavored lubes are always an option, but personally I don’t like how sweet they can be. I prefer a flavorless water-based lube such as Sliquid. It’s vegan so it doesn’t taste like horse shit, and it stays slick a long time. Silicone lubes are also great, as they don’t dry up or taste like anything. Use your hand in motion with your head, twisting and squeezing his member as you come up and watch (err, listen to) him go crazy!

Take it all: Let’s face it, the gag reflex is nature’s cruel joke to gays. For some people it’s easier to tame than it is for others. I myself have one of the worst gag reflexes in American history. Seriously, I sometimes choke when brushing my teeth. However, I have found that lying on my back at the edge of the bed while Joe Schmoe stands facing me helps a lot. This elongates the esophagus and makes it easier for things to line up properly, and also gives him a hot view of your body! You might also try sitting him down and getting on your knees in front of him. Position your knees further back, not right below you, so that you are bent towards him. Bending over the dick or facing it head on curves your throat and makes you more likely to gag.

Buttplugs, your partner in blowjob-crime: You don’t have to be a bottom to enjoy some prostate action, and if you can convince your partner to insert a prostate massager or buttplug then you will have an excellent tool at your disposal! While one hand is working his dick use the other to rock the plug back and forth, as slow or as fast as he seems to enjoy. The Aneros line is especially great for this since they are easily inserted, body-safe and cradle the prostate gland. If he’s into it and going to fuck you, suggest that he leave it in. The motions of hip thrusting and rocking will move the piece for him hands free and make the experience even better!

Strap it up before you suck it up!: I know, I know “Shut up condoms!” If you practice risk-aware sex when it comes to giving head, then you probably know that most condoms taste like a hospital floor. There are a lot of condoms on the market now such as Crown and One that don’t have that powdery latex taste and are micro-thin. Putting it on with your mouth can be hot to watch, but if you have any stubble or a beard this can tear the condom if you’re not careful. If that happens, then just use it for sucking him off and then replace it with a fresh one when the time comes to bump uglies.

Pay attention: It’s really easy to tell when you are doing something he likes versus when you are doing something that makes him want to turn on Jersey Shore and ignore your boring ass. If he isn’t responding to something you’re doing, then pull back and try something else. If you have ever watched him jerk himself off, pay attention to how he does it and try to mimic that with your mouth and hands. If he starts to moan and move his hips, that is your cue to keep doing what you’re doing (why do people always seem to start doing something else at this point?!).

Like I said, everyone is different and will like different things. Hey, even if you are the king of sucking dick, it’s always fun to try something new! What are some of the methods you use to charm those snakes?